My Grand Theft Auto Curse

I hope someone else shares this problem. That I’m not the only one with such lofty goals for my experience with each new GTA game. I tear off the plastic, slide it into the console, and start playing. The game is amazing and I imagine playing the entire thing over and over so I can find every nook and cranny of the entire city and try out a hundred different tactics for each of the missions.

And then I reach a point in the game where I just don’t care anymore.

I thought for sure Grand Theft Auto 4 would be the first GTA game I’ve ever completed, but it doesn’t look like I can break the curse. The graphics were impressive, the new combat tweaks took much of the annoyance out of the game, and finally I had a character worth caring about. But I always reach a point in the game where the narrative disappears and I fail over and over on a mission that requires me to drive for fifteen minutes before the actual action starts. And I don’t seem to ever actually die, instead the vehicle required for the mission flips on a curb, or my friend runs over to a car that’s on fire and then stands there until it explodes, or I find out that I wasn’t suppose to kill that guy, but I missed the mission text because my television is too small.

I know not everyone feels this way. My younger brother is already on his second play through of the story and he never seems to fail missions. I’ll admit that I’m not the best GTA player, but the frustrating missions are only part of why I quit. The other reason is the gap in the storyline. In GTA4 it comes after you rescue your cousin and move to a new part of the city. I know you meet Bernie at some point, but there’s nothing to push me past my frustration. Russians are supposedly hunting Nico down, but I wouldn’t know unless I’m playing a mission. I’ve already seen all the non-essential stuff, like the comedy shows, etc., so the only thing left is to slog through enough missions to unlock the final sequence.

This has happened to me with every GTA. The one I got closest to completing was Vice City. I think I got stuck on the last mission and realized seeing the end wasn’t worth repeating the same sequence over and over. In San Andreas, the game seemed to change completed after I left Los Santos, abandoning everything I went through in the first part of the game, but I managed to make it all the way to the final city before realizing I didn’t really care who betrayed Carl and killed his mother. And I actually like these games!

I tried to force myself through a few missions of GTA4 today, but I grew bored quickly and flipped over to Castle Crashers. If anyone has any words of encourage I’d appreciate them, but at this point I’m pretty sure I’ll never see the end of GTA4 and will probably end up looking up all the bits that haven’t already been spoiled for me online.

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