Amusing Persona 4 conversation between wife and I

I don’t know if there’s a good way to introduce this, but I will warn you that it contains very minor, probably inconsequential spoilers for Persona 4.

Anne: My jaw is really hurting for some reason and I feel really worn out.
Me: Did Chie kick you in the jaw?!
Anne: Yes, she wants you as badly as you want her. Sicko.
Me: I just thought you may have tried sneaking into her tent last night.
Anne: I did! To kick her skinny high school ass!! But with those fancy shoes YOU bought her, I didn’t stand a chance! Her feet came out of nowhere!

Maybe playing Japanese RPG’s with my wife isn’t such a great idea. The sparks of jealousy are leaping! =)